10 Wild Adult Devices for Bedroom Adventurous
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I’m not a gal that is easily shocked…. and I’ve been around the block a few times. But doing ‘research’ (bahahah) recently, I came across a new breed of sex toys and machines that I’ve never seen commercially available in day to day sex shops. I thought I’d show you some of the more… interesting ones…. Enjoy and be shocked!
The Cowgirl is the next big thing in vibrators. Classified as a ‘Sex Machine’ it is crafted from vegan leather (so an eco-friendly sex toy) and has a one-of-a-kind padded saddle seat with a slip resistant base. The Cowgirl can hold up to 181kg in weight and comes with two different silicone ‘attachments’ atop the saddle. It gives the rider a huge 1200 rpm of rotating and vibratoing power, 360 degrees swivel rotation and six variable speeds.
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It even comes with its own App and can be controlled from anywhere in the world (so fantastic for long distant couples!).
Ride him up cowboy!
How much does it cost?
$1994.95. This is perhaps the most expensive vibrator I have ever seen!
Remember those bouncy balls you played with as a kid? Well here is the adult version….. Don’t let the kids find this one in your cupboard! Bounce your way to bliss with this multi-speed vibrator made of easy to clean vinyl and handles so you don’t fall off!
I really can’t imagine a grown-up bouncing around the bedroom on this without laughing!
It is priced at $59.99
Ummmm I don’t even…. Perhaps just click on the link below and read the description for yourself…. I’m blushing! Very wude!
This super naughty kit comes in a black leather suitcase (hopefully lockable so the kiddies don’t get in there). It contains spankers, massagers, shackles, floggers, anal beads and butt plugs. Fifty shades of naughtiness!
Essentially a bum trampoline with a vibrator attached….
This grown-up swing set is free-standing and can hold up to 200kg in weight. It is made from heavy-duty tubular steel and has loads of stability. Only takes 10 minutes to ‘Erect’!
An ergonomically shaped bench for naughty stuff. Like a massage table – wtih stirrups.
Like a rowing machine, but has a dildo at the end for a happy ending! A great way to get great abs!
Similar to The Cowgirl above, but apparently this ‘ejaculates’.
This one took me quite awhile to get my head around it… So – it is to be used by couples at the same time – one at each end. It’s funny because in the shop description, it says more about how easily transportable this is, but imaging it getting picked up by airport security?